The giddy charm of Spam

I really don’t know why I go to my admin site and read these things, I should just just delete them.  Some of them are just done, but some of them are funny.

But since my Latrine story, the spam has been hilarious:

submitted on 2015/08/11 at 9:22 pm
you never see on TVBehind every glittering NFL game on television is a world of happy players who reside inCalifornia. The allegations herein, except as to the Plaintiffs, are based on information argue that “this” is football (insert Tim Allen grunt here) and nothing is going to change game, so we know with him you’ve got size and speed, toughness, quickness, and you better

That’s me, I’ve got the size and the speed for the NFL. 5’4″ and a certain number that will remain undisclosed.  I’m still a modestly vain southern belle.

Submitted on 2015/08/19 at 9:02 pm
The root of your writing whilst sounding reasonable initially, did not really settle very well with me after some time. Somewhere throughout the sentences you actually were able to make me a believer but only for a very short while. I however have got a problem with your leaps in logic and one would do well to help fill in all those breaks. When you actually can accomplish that, I will undoubtedly be amazed.

Flattery, it’s truly the way to my heart.  My desire has never been to impress anyone, or make anyone believe anything.  Me and my ‘leaping logic’ we will keep on keeping on.