Photo credit: Good House Keeping (Not the underwear)
The annual underwear shopping trip. I’m not a big shopper, but the stuff does wear out and has to be replaced. A girl needs good foundation garments, for sure.
I arrive at the shop I like, greeted by smiling associates ready to help me spend my money.
My shopping style is a bit “hit and run”. I know what I want. I get to the store. I confirm my size, cause it changes. This time it was smaller, and that’s ok. Now it’s off to the choices.
I’m standing by the display of panties, and the associate says to me ” oh, you like the “sticky butt” panties? What size? I will get the colors you want. Don’t forget if you buy 3 you get two free.”
She smiled at the look on my face. “Yea, management doesn’t like it when I call them ‘sticky butt’.”
I had to play along “well it’s a perfect description, they do ‘stick’!”
I picked out my colors, and she asked me another question. “Have you tried the ‘tummy tuck sticky butts’?”
So I walked out with ‘skinny back bras’, ‘sticky butt’ panties, a pair of ‘tummy tuck sticky butt’ panties to try, and some wild polka dot PJ’s.
It took all of 30 minutes, including the fitting.
My funny sales associate remarked on how quickly I made my purchases. I’m just not one to linger and look. I know that many folks find shopping fun and relaxing, I’m just not one of them.
Now I’m set for the next year for my girl things, with a little giggle knowing that I’m wearing my “sticky butt” panties, and “skinny back” bra.