My 4th Zumba class,
Why are these ladies asking me questions? Why are they looking to me for answers? How in the world did I get to be an expert? Oh….NO NO NO NO. Nine, Niente, No, Ninzte, Nada, Nunca, PHWEE, Stop, and any other NO word you can find! Ugh UH… AINT Happening! I’m not going to the front of the class cause you showed up with your friends….I’m really happy in middle land….no man’s land, the land of the unmolested, unslapped, and able to see what’s going on.
The class was packed today.
Why the newbies were looking to me…poor lovelies, I’m just not that gal…see my three fabulous solos..I don’t know most of the steps. Really, we count to 2-3-4 then finish out with a 5 count? I’m so uncoordinated! How do you split up an 8 count in to 3 and 5? Then hit some imaginary bongos, and shake?
How do you count from 2-3-4+ 5-6-7-8+1?
Why don’t we start with 1? Oh, cause I guess it’s Zumba.
I’m rewiring my brain, and having a super good time doing it!
It’s the most fun I’ve had in a while. Just….Give me some room folks, I’m just saying…I might have a solo coming on, and I’m not responsible for my lack of coordination.